Random Thoughts on Life and Work

December 10, 2012

Guaranteed To Ignore

Filed under: Non-Profit — Darren Mullenix @ 5:06 pm
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Wondering how to write an email that will guarantee it is classified as junk/spam and ignored? Write one like this:

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Hi DARREN:

I wanted to follow-up on the email that Peter Clark, our CEO, sent last Friday. We are now open in Toronto.

Is there anything we can connect on?

 

Diego Casco

Managing Director

ClarkHuot

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  1. Never heard of this person
  2. Did not receive the email from the supposed CEO
  3. Don’t work in Toronto so don’t really care if they are open there or not
  4. Don’t even know what they do – so how can I know if there is something to connect on

Where do people come up with this stuff?

 

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